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AUTORSKE VTIPY bez pravidiel 


TOPIC:

Vtipy, vtipy, vtipy, musia byt v prvom rade autorske..ak ich nahodou vypatram niekde na internete nemilosrdne mazem. OT je v podstate len prebraty text.

edit: kludne picujte na vsetko co sa vam nebude pacit, nedam nikomu silence, vyjadrenie akehokolvek nazoru na prispevok s vtipom je vramci topicu.

pribuzne fora: KAMEnaKY, FUN RECYCLER, Slonovinové hračky, registrations

UPDATE:

predsalen musim napokon zaviest jedno formalne pravidlo kvoli prehladnosti fora a zaroven pre upevnenie autonomie autorskeho humoru:

Ak mate zaujem pridavat vtipy, zalozene na recyklacii tem vtipov, ktore tu uz raz niekto vymyslel, robte tak v node povodneho vtipu, nech to ma podobu threadu a moze sa to pekne dalej pod sebou recyklovat.





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lacho
 lacho      17.07.2018 - 16:56:24 [20K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
dojde si indian kupit listok do ticketportalu
-a mate rezervaciu?
-kdeže, len garsonku vo vrakuni

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slavisa rubinstein
 slavisa rubinstein      17.07.2018 - 22:30:28 , level: 2, UP   NEW
Hej!

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lacho
 lacho      20.06.2018 - 19:55:19 [40K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
sedi marian vo väzbe a tak si vravi:
"no čo, život je zmenka"

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pokurvene holuby
 pokurvene holuby      22.06.2018 - 08:56:29 , level: 2, UP   NEW
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andread
 andread      08.07.2018 - 23:00:56 (modif: 08.07.2018 - 23:01:21), level: 3, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
orieškový schwarzkopf závidíš no zneškodnenie zmenky pred väzbou nevidíš

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lacho
 lacho      19.06.2018 - 13:59:58 , level: 1, UP   NEW
-Pani, vidím že tá zmluva je písana na Vás
-Ale kdežé, to bude môj manžel...Keylór!

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opytz
 opytz      18.06.2018 - 18:54:47 [3K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
- Preco nemoze robit filmovy fanusik v autoservise??
- Nikdy nespravi spojler

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Lukas
 Lukas      18.06.2018 - 13:07:44 , level: 1, UP   NEW
sťažuje si rastafarián po pikantnom obede:

...uff, páli ma džáha

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leather gloves and glory holes
 leather gloves and glory holes      17.06.2018 - 19:07:45 [6K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
-O čom hodíš najlepší small talk s Pannou Máriou?
-O počatí

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cocacoala
 cocacoala      17.06.2018 - 16:20:45 [21K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
- Aký MacBook to používa Jožo?
- Pročko.

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superpussy
 superpussy      13.06.2018 - 20:35:50 [33K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
Idu dve cvikly na autobus.
C1: Kupime si esemeskovy listok?
C2: Co ti sibe? Ved keby daco, poviem ze som cvikla.

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tERROR!
 tERROR!      14.06.2018 - 19:41:23 , level: 2, UP   NEW
...len aby sa v tom autobuse nezacvikli.

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fuz0
 fuz0      14.06.2018 - 14:41:19 (modif: 14.06.2018 - 14:49:05), level: 2, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
velmi autorske: kyberia.sk/id/6389706 - 16.12.2011

jaj, rozumiem.. to je uplne iny vtip :)

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superpussy
 superpussy      14.06.2018 - 16:42:33 , level: 3, UP   NEW
aha, no skoda.
ja som to vymyslel ked som do hajzlu vylieval pokazenu cviklu

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ππ
 ππ      14.06.2018 - 16:53:05 (modif: 14.06.2018 - 16:55:50) [8K] , level: 4, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
bol taky komix, neviem to najst
chalan cura do pisoara a vylakane skrikne ze "krev v moci??!"
a vzapati s ulavou "jo ahaaa, to byly ty repy"
a potom druhy obrazok, ze hodinu pred tym: a on lezi na zemi a take dve nasrane cvikle ho kopu na zemi do ladvin

:D

Papagaje mi uhynuli v 2015.

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dudel
 dudel      14.06.2018 - 17:02:05 , level: 5, UP   NEW
heheheh :))) najdi to! :)

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pokurvene holuby
 pokurvene holuby      14.06.2018 - 20:37:27 (modif: 14.06.2018 - 20:39:25) [20K] , level: 6, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
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grzegorz brzeczyszczykiewicz
 grzegorz brzeczyszczykiewicz      15.06.2018 - 13:42:43 , level: 7, UP   NEW
popis bol lepsi :(

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pokurvene holuby
 pokurvene holuby      15.06.2018 - 13:48:12 , level: 8, UP   NEW
ospravedlnujem sa :(

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chaplin
 chaplin      15.06.2018 - 12:05:03 , level: 7, UP   NEW
sluchatka Beets na pocuvanie repu ;)

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ian carry
 ian carry      15.06.2018 - 11:50:54 , level: 7, UP   NEW
more like Beat roots :)

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dobre boty[Locked_In]
 dobre boty[Locked_In]      15.06.2018 - 01:45:11 , level: 7, UP   NEW

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ππ
 ππ      14.06.2018 - 17:29:01 , level: 6, UP   NEW
noo len ked davam do googlu "krev v moci" tak mi to vyhadzuje dost nechutne vysledky :DD

Papagaje mi uhynuli v 2015.

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dudel
 dudel      14.06.2018 - 17:56:20 , level: 7, UP   NEW
lol :))) nedivim sa :-D

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dd[Locked_OUT]
 dd[Locked_OUT]      14.06.2018 - 13:00:18 , level: 2, UP   NEW
takto to bolo:
nastupia dve repy do autobusu a jedna sa pyta druhej: si cvikla?

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aufhebung
 aufhebung      14.06.2018 - 11:28:49 , level: 2, UP   NEW
original znie takto? stretnu sa dve cvikly v elektricke. ja som cvikla a ja som cvikla

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azazel
 azazel      14.06.2018 - 06:43:24 (modif: 14.06.2018 - 06:43:56) [2K] , level: 2, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
Cestuje Urbani autobusom, prijde revizor.
R: Kontrola cestovnych listkov!
Urbani: No dovolte, ja som moderny clovek, mam eS eM eS.

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Ciny
 Ciny      08.06.2018 - 10:05:00 (modif: 08.06.2018 - 13:46:05) [34K] , level: 1, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
A: Klop Klop!
B: Kto je tam?
A: Fuka.
B: Aka Fuka?
A: Funda luka, funda kava keven duka ak fuk funda luk funda kava keven duk.

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madved
 madved      12.06.2018 - 13:08:42 [1K] , level: 2, UP   NEW
aka fuka funda luka - aká kurva kuká dnuka...

poriadok je pre blbcov,
inteligent zvláda chaos

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andread
 andread      09.06.2018 - 12:27:11 , level: 2, UP   NEW
toto su velke vecicky

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Bemani
 Bemani      08.06.2018 - 18:51:29 [2K] , level: 2, UP   NEW

2-frantisek-fuka.jpg

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timko
 timko      09.06.2018 - 15:36:23 , level: 3, UP   NEW
To je Denzel?