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AUTORSKE VTIPY bez pravidiel 


TOPIC:

Vtipy, vtipy, vtipy, musia byt v prvom rade autorske..ak ich nahodou vypatram niekde na internete nemilosrdne mazem. OT je v podstate len prebraty text.

edit: kludne picujte na vsetko co sa vam nebude pacit, nedam nikomu silence, vyjadrenie akehokolvek nazoru na prispevok s vtipom je vramci topicu.

pribuzne fora: KAMEnaKY, FUN RECYCLER, Slonovinové hračky, registrations

UPDATE:

predsalen musim napokon zaviest jedno formalne pravidlo kvoli prehladnosti fora a zaroven pre upevnenie autonomie autorskeho humoru:

Ak mate zaujem pridavat vtipy, zalozene na recyklacii tem vtipov, ktore tu uz raz niekto vymyslel, robte tak v node povodneho vtipu, nech to ma podobu threadu a moze sa to pekne dalej pod sebou recyklovat.





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pesiak
 pesiak      16.04.2018 - 16:08:35 [22K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
Viete preco rytieri Jedi nakupuju v Jednote?
Pretoze v jednote je sila.

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Kwisatz Haderach
 Kwisatz Haderach      16.04.2018 - 23:55:38 [2K] , level: 2, UP   NEW
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don't take my kindness as a sign of weakness

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azazel
 azazel      17.04.2018 - 11:46:07 , level: 3, UP   NEW
silan_j.jpg

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leather gloves & glory holes
 leather gloves & glory holes      12.04.2018 - 23:47:37 [2K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
-Aký tanec najviac rozpáli drevorubača?
-Gulatino

-Ako pokarháme drevorubača?
-Povieme mu, že bude sekať gulatinu.

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randlover
 randlover      13.04.2018 - 00:28:10 , level: 2, UP   NEW
Gulatinoamerické tance. Bez toho druhého vtipu by mi to asi nedošlo

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latimeria
 latimeria      05.04.2018 - 20:04:12 [1K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
pride Johnny Cash do krcmy a hovori "poprosim kartou"

(autor moj otec minuly tyzden)

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azazel
 azazel      06.04.2018 - 14:09:16 (modif: 06.04.2018 - 14:11:36), level: 2, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
Johny Cash kommt in die Bar.
- Ich mochte zahlen !!!
- Bar?
- Yes, this is Bar.
- Cash?
- Ja, Johny.

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latimeria
 latimeria      07.04.2018 - 12:11:22 , level: 3, UP   NEW
yess to mu poviem

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Tomáš, to sa vie
 Tomáš, to sa vie      06.04.2018 - 14:27:55 [2K] , level: 3, UP   NEW
pride do velkoskladu Johhny Cash and Jim Carry...

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akira
 akira      06.04.2018 - 14:23:26 , level: 3, UP   NEW
Heh este mohol so sebou vziat Blixu Bargelda.

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killya
 killya      05.04.2018 - 08:02:46 , level: 1, UP   NEW
preco sulikove deti nechodia na ziadne kruzky?
- lebo navstevuju odvodove koliesko.

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akira
 akira      06.04.2018 - 11:52:02 , level: 2, UP   NEW
Syn Richarda Sulika pride neskoro domov:

- To co ma byt, sme sa na niecom dohodli ?
- Oci, mal som prvy sex.
- Aha, tak si sadni a rozpravaj.
- Au nemozem, este ma boli odvodove koliesko.

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killya
 killya      06.04.2018 - 14:03:37 , level: 3, UP   NEW
ked sa saskarom rozpadnu manzelstva, tak si daju na obvodnom urade rozvodove koliesko.

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ahram
 ahram      27.03.2018 - 23:56:07 , level: 1, UP   NEW
Ak je pneumatika nafúkaná na dva alebo štyri bary, na koľko (Esco)barov je nafúkaný Kaliňák?

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michalides
 michalides      27.03.2018 - 18:55:29 [2K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
dva holuby idu na medove tyzdne k Balatonu.
dorazia tam a prvy holub vravi: "ake nadherne miesto, uplne si viem predstavit stravit tu svoje medove tyzdne." naco sa k nemu druhy holub otoci a vravi: "aj ja."

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Tomáš, to sa vie
 Tomáš, to sa vie      28.03.2018 - 23:25:17 , level: 2, UP   NEW
To nebola nahoda
Mne by sa viac ten pribeh pacil s Bruselom

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WooDy
 WooDy      26.03.2018 - 17:47:31 , level: 1, UP   NEW
Goebbels_laughing_fb_like.jpg

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Schwester
 Schwester      23.03.2018 - 17:46:08 , level: 1, UP   NEW
Preco nikto nesedel?
Lebo skutok sa nestal!

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ahram
 ahram      17.03.2018 - 21:02:07 [1K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
Ľudožrút v lete, úplný potep - hm, dal by som si omrzlinu.

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lacho
 lacho      17.03.2018 - 22:44:06 [4K] , level: 2, UP   NEW
ludoštur v modre, uplny potok - hm preskočim zaistil som?

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cv::be
 cv::be      14.03.2018 - 15:31:40 [1K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
aky je najoblubenejsi song Stephena Hawkinga?
Stairway to Heaven

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slavisa rubinstein
 slavisa rubinstein      07.03.2018 - 22:42:38 , level: 1, UP   NEW
-kde je ulozeny checklist?
-V://Bernolakove

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ZAP
 ZAP      05.03.2018 - 12:45:51 [2K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
— Ako sa vola najpopularnejsi dezinformacny web na slovensku?
— Pravda
https://dennikn.sk/minuta/1050266/?ref=ampm

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Schwester
 Schwester      04.03.2018 - 15:16:04 , level: 1, UP   NEW
Šeredná ženská sa vracia zo spovede a húta si: "Páter dnes zvracal vskutku kultivovane..."

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nubilis
 nubilis      21.02.2018 - 10:23:05 , level: 1, UP   NEW
- Kolko ma Madarsko okresov?
- 64 zup.

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Gulamrasool Pakhtoon
 Gulamrasool Pakhtoon      24.02.2018 - 23:35:35 , level: 2, UP   NEW
64 zump

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rooter
 rooter      20.02.2018 - 12:42:03 [8K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
necum na mne timhle tonem!

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viktor
 viktor      19.02.2018 - 23:59:09 [15K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
Čo na párty článkonožcov zozprúdi najväčšiu zábavu?



Keď prídu roztoče.

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up& X
 up& X      20.02.2018 - 22:16:39 , level: 2, UP   NEW
stare analy

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rooter
 rooter      20.02.2018 - 17:17:45 [1K] , level: 2, UP   NEW
pripomenulo:
Q: 'toci sa cervotoc?'
A: 'ano, ked zerie kolotoc'

(c) stano radic

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himself[Locked_OUT]
 himself[Locked_OUT]      20.02.2018 - 00:35:25 [6K] , level: 2, UP   NEW
Som na vážkach.

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goatree
 goatree      19.02.2018 - 13:43:08 [3K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
Aky caj piju najcastejsie v Brazilii?
Kapuerh.