It is three in the morning, and I am in the nest of Jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes; one of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns! She has tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever.
In Kazakhstan, it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place except for in brothel or in grave. In US and A, many womens meet in a groups called feminists.
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium. Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries is the home of the gays.
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Yagshemash! In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before American woman will allow you in her vazhïn, you must do something called dating.
Yagshemash! Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman CAN vote, but horse - CANNOT!
Yagshemash. In US and A, very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses' urine.
I had no car, no money, and no Azamat. The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and then making romantic explosion on her stomach.
Wawaweewaa! Ooh lala! Oh well, king in the castle, king in the castle, I have a chair! Go do this, go do this, king in the castle.
This CJ was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.